The World Economic Forum works tirelessly to deprive us of the wondermaterials of yesteryear. They must be stopped. Newly synthesized in our Transdimensional Acausal Resistance Department (TARD), this wafer-thin polyvinyl chloride sheet with asymetrical adhesive contributes to a mesh network losslessly propagating anti-estrogenic frequencies through the greater noosphere.
Apply liberally to signage, vehicles, weapons cases, or anything else with 11.5x3 inches of clean surface. Not for human consumption.
